Is Alex Jones Bill Hicks?

Possibly the most bizarre theory I’ve come across recently is the idea that firebrand radio host Alex Jones is actually the deceased, iconic comedian Bill Hicks. Here’s the “evidence”, from Atlantean Conspiracy:

Has anyone looked into the evidence that Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks!? I’d looked into this claim briefly before and remember telling a well-meaning commenter that it was “the stupidest internet meme ever,” to whom I must apologize and admit there is certainly much more evidence for this claim than I’d originally realized.

To begin with Alex and Bill look almost exactly alike and their facial recognition matches 100% only it appears Alex has had a nose job and gotten considerably fatter than Bill ever was.  They are both famous funny Texans who constantly talk about conspiracy / “truther” type subjects, and they are both very quick to frustration and anger, Alex being well-known for his screaming rants and Bill known for shouting down his audiences and even naming an album “Rant in E Minor.”

Bill wasn’t born in Texas but moved there as a teenager and always idolized cowboys and the Texan spirit. Bill allegedly died of cancer in 1994 but he had no public funeral; Alex came on the scene shortly after Bill’s passing and has no verifiable history before 1994. Alex claims to have gone to Anderson high school but when people call up, Anderson says they have no record of him.

Bill Hicks’ best friend, camera man and producer, co-creator of Sacred Cow productions, was Kevin Booth. Shortly after Bill’s passing, Kevin became Alex Jones’ good friend, camera-man and producer! Bill, Alex, and Kevin were all 3 very outspoken and involved with the Waco, Texas Branch Davidian debacle and there exists video of Kevin and Bill in 1993 outside the Davidian house before the final conflict but no video of Alex.  However, a year or two later after Bill’s passing, Kevin was out there again, this time with Alex filming a Waco documentary and rebuilding the Waco church!…

4 comments on “Is Alex Jones Bill Hicks?

  1. Thats brilliant!

  2. Col. Sanders on said:

    Awesome. Could you do one for me comparing Kurt Cobain and Rivers Cuomo?

  3. Nice article Andy. I don’t think he is hicks though, could be a relation.

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